![]() Hello, my name is Christoff Humphries. I worked as a professional programmer and *nix sysadmin/DBA for 20 years before pivoting into offensive security where I've worked as a pentester since 2020. I like to hack things. I've been using a *nix as my primary daily driver workstation since 1995 (primarily GNU/Linux, OpenBSD, NetBSD, and macOS), and have done some really cool things with computing. I live in with my beautiful girlfriend and our five cats. This WebsiteMy intent is to merge old website "design" (from the early WWW days when CSS existed but was minimal) and modern minimalism. I also merge HTML tables and CSS in the markup into an ugly mess on purpose. I use WordPress as a CMS and export to a static website. That's about it. | |